Reasons to not get an iPhone

Apart from cost

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I spend a lot of time on my phone and laptop each day, so I’m willing to pay for a device that will be excellent. But I was very disappointed with the iPhone 17 I switched to. Sure, it has polished aesthetics and you can tell that lots of effort has gone into making things look beautiful – but fundamentally I want my phone to be functional, and by that measure it is far worse than either the Pixel or OnePlus devices I had before. (You should assume that where I say “the iPhone can’t do X”, it is possible to do X on a Pixel.)

I’m an opinionated user; I appreciate that many people won’t share my tastes. But the thing is, almost all of my complaints are about software! So there’s no in-principle reason they shouldn’t be user-configurable – Apple has just decided that customisability isn’t what they do.

This is a shame, because we’re living in the best time in history for personalised software. LLMs are great at writing small scripts to solve minor frictions, but that’s only useful if you can actually integrate the code they produce into the source of the problem. Phones are worse than laptops for customisability across the board, but Android is still heaps better than iOS in this regard. And as the models get more capable, the costs of forgone customisation will get higher still. Is the visually stunning liquid glass really so good it’s worth giving up on practically all software flexibility? I don’t think so.

There are a few considerations in favour of an iPhone beyond aesthetics, but none seem sufficiently strong to outweigh the downsides I’ve encountered. In particular, I’m thinking of:

One putative benefit of iPhones which I think is mostly illusory is privacy. As mentioned before, last year I came round to the view that it’s worth sacrificing maximal privacy for better functionality, which Android definitely has (by my lights). Part of why I changed my mind is reflecting on what privacy is good for. (I’m not convinced it’s intrinsically good.) The main benefit I can think of, in the context of tech products, is that protecting your privacy makes it harder for firms to exploit or manipulate you – e.g., by preventing them from perfectly price-discriminating and capturing all your surplus, or from devising schemes to shape your preferences to their benefit over time. But once you take the most basic steps (installing an adblocker, disabling third-party cookies, using an anti-tracking DNS/VPN like DuckDuckGo’s App Tracking Protection), it just seems like there isn’t much of a practical difference between using Android and iOS. Yes, Google will send more telemetry back, but this doesn't really bother me in itself!

Notifications are harder to control or customise

Keyboard, typing, and navigation are all much worse for productivity

I know some people mostly use their phone to watch content or take photos, but I spend lots of time typing. So even small hits to the quality of the typing experience matter a lot.

Safari is the only extension-able browser, but it works poorly with Windows

The main problem is that Safari doesn’t cooperate at all with Windows for cross-device tab sync, but non-Safari browsers don’t have extensions available (e.g. for adblocking or dark mode). So you have to give up something.

Connectivity and telephony lack convenient features

Watch does not perform several of the functions you’d expect it to

Several apps are degraded compared to Android

In some sense it’s not fair to blame this on Apple, but it is the case that third-party developers seem to degrade the iOS versions of their products. And besides that, for all Apple cultivates an image of a company on the side of its users, I find the App Store to be much more spam-ridden and unpleasant than the Play Store, when it comes to installing apps.

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